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Wed, Feb. 22nd, 2006, 05:27 pm
mwissa: Open interpretation...

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Wed, Feb. 22nd, 2006 11:29 pm (UTC)

1. Man, I NEED to find a way to get laid.
2. Hmmm, my beard feels like a pussy. Yes! It is the magical pussy beard!
3. With it's magical powers, I shall smite all other men in competition for pussy.
4. Then I will have all kinds of bitches on my dick! Sweet.

Thu, Feb. 23rd, 2006 12:24 am (UTC)

dear die-ary,
1. today i found a zit.
2. then i ate a muff burger.
3. on the way to work, i farted on the el and killed a guy.
4. it made me feel good, so i glued a furry strawberry to my chin to celebrate.

Thu, Feb. 23rd, 2006 01:50 am (UTC)

1) Man, I shaved off a LOT of pubic hair,
2) I mean, it's enough to make a beard...
3) And so Jeff earned the ability to emasculate men via laser-beam with his new "beard."
4) His skin eventually accepted the pubic graft...and Jeff, for the first time ever, felt whole.
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Thu, Feb. 23rd, 2006 09:52 pm (UTC)

*giggles inspite of herself*

Fri, Feb. 24th, 2006 08:44 am (UTC)

1. Sigh. I wish I could grow a beard. Then I could really show that boy who mocked me that one day!

2. I've got it! I knew these Alpaca clippings would come in handy one day!

3. Take that, boy who mocked me one day! My magnificent beard taunts your unbearded face!

4. No one can ever mock my bald chin NOW.
...Let's just hope no one finds out about my pubes.