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Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006, 09:42 am
saint_gasoline: Caption Contest #2

Here it is, the moment you have all been waiting for! The second caption contest! Hooray! Post the winning caption, and get featured on the user info.


The one superhero who doesn't want to be faster than a speeding bullet.

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 05:48 pm (UTC)
benchilada

Cap 1: I USE THEM, EVEN THOUGH...
Cap 2: I HAVE NO PENIS!

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 07:15 pm (UTC)
saint_gasoline

Wow. You're right. I just saw that it was a black guy and assumed "huge cock" without even bothering to look. You know, because normally I don't check out the cocks of black guys. Unless the price is right.

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 05:49 pm (UTC)
benchilada

CAP 1: IT'S CHEAPER THAN A HOUSE!
CAP 2: HE HAS BRAIN DAMAGE!

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC)
benchilada

CAP 1: I EVEN WEAR ONE ON MY HEAD!
CAP 2: HE'S CRAZY SAFE!

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 05:54 pm (UTC)
benchilada

CAP 1: CAUSE A BABY WOULD CRAMP YOUR STYLE!
CAP 2: NOBODY WANTS A KID!

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC)
saint_gasoline

HAHAHAHA

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 05:55 pm (UTC)
benchilada

CAP 1: DON'T MAKE ME PUT ONE ON YOU!
CAP 2: HE'LL DO IT, TOO!

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
saint_gasoline

Stop it! Stop it! Give me a second to breathe!

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 07:26 pm (UTC)
mwissa

I like this one...I would pick this one.

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 06:50 pm (UTC)
mwissa

Cap 1. Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant.
Cap 2. Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt up while I'm in it.

Thank you, Snoop D O Double Gizzle.

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
mwissa

Cap 1. My left hand is a meatball!

Cap 2. Chicks dig meatballs.

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC)
benchilada

I tried and failed to get a meatball-hand mention in.

Good thing I'm not the only one who thought that.

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 06:56 pm (UTC)
mwissa

hahahahhaaaha! Did you notice the matches and unibrow?

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
saint_gasoline

Why matches? I thought that was just a poorly drawn condom wrapper.

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC)
mwissa

It looks like a poorly drawn condom wrapper that actually looks like a box of matches. To, you know, set the mood.

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 07:22 pm (UTC)
saint_gasoline

I think benchiladas got the right idea with cigarettes, actually. To, you know, smoke after the dirty deed.

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC)
saint_gasoline

Ha, hell yeah they do.

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC)
benchilada

CAP 1: ESPECIALLY HERE IN SUNNY HAWAII
CAP 2: HOOCHIES BE STANK HERE!

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC)
mwissa

Listen to Condoman! He has matches and a unibrow...and gets laid a lot.

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 06:58 pm (UTC)
benchilada

CAP 1: I GOTS CIGARETTES FOR AFTER THE BUMPIN!
CAP 2: BUT ONLY IF WE USE A RUBBER FOR HUMPIN!

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 07:05 pm (UTC)
mwissa

hahahahaahahaha..think we are going overboard???

Nahhhhhhhh...

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 07:20 pm (UTC)
saint_gasoline

Ha, those are cigarettes? First matches, then cigarettes. What the fuck is it?

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
mwissa

Cap 1. "The world's already over-populated."

Cap 2. Kids are overrated, really.

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 07:07 pm (UTC)
mwissa

Cap 1. Before you tap that ass, have some class!

Cap 2. WEAR A CONDOM, BITCHES!