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Thu, Apr. 6th, 2006, 12:07 pm
mwissa: I am evil and bad....let us make fun of Jesus!

Woman: But, Jesus..it's so, shocking!

Jesus: No, No babe. It's the shockER..2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

Beautiful young maiden: I..I just don't know Jesus...

Jesus: Hey, I was just guessing that you would be into double penetration. But, if you're not...how's your sister?

Beautiful young maiden: Well, you ARE the Son of God..

Thu, Apr. 6th, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC)

Pic 1...

Jesus: My head is glowing.

Woman: Yeah, I can see it through your robe.

Pic 2:

Maiden: Ahem, the squirrel is popping out of its hole... *clears throat* the private is peeking out of the barracks...

Jesus:...and so I said, "No, I am the son of GOD." and he was all... "Prove it, then." and I was so like..."Fine, I will." And then he was all..."I'm like..waiting.." So, then I just steped out into the Dead Sea and walked on the water. Yeah, I pwned him.

Maiden: JESUS! I can see your cock!