Woman: But, Jesus..it's so, shocking!
Jesus: No, No babe. It's the shockER..2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
Beautiful young maiden: I..I just don't know Jesus...
Jesus: Hey, I was just guessing that you would be into double penetration. But, if you're not...how's your sister?
Beautiful young maiden: Well, you ARE the Son of God..