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Wed, Feb. 22nd, 2006, 04:54 am
saint_gasoline: Someone besides me and Lissa can post pictures, you know.

The children were all sadly disappointed to learn that the bearded lady actually had a penis.

Wed, Feb. 22nd, 2006, 04:36 am
saint_gasoline: WINNER

And the winner of the first caption contest is.....


It was a tough choice, folks. But I just had to go with the pun.

Don't worry, there'll be another contest eventually, and then you too can reign on the userinformation page!

(Note: Captions can still be posted for the contest, but the "competition" part is officially over. Unless, of course, someone posts one that makes me pee my pants. Then there may be a veto.)


Mon, Feb. 20th, 2006, 01:45 pm
saint_gasoline: CAPTION CONTEST #1

I believe there are now enough members to compete in the first magnificent funny_captions CAPTION CONTEST!

Whoever writes the funniest caption will have their response posted along with the picture in the community's user information. Yes, I know, you would prefer money, or pie, or some sort of pie made out of money...but this is all I can offer. Deal with it.

So, here's the picture! And FAME* awaits the author of the funniest caption!

*(By fame, I mean the possibility of about seven people who come across this community seeing your caption, then quickly forgetting all about it.)

Here's the image:

Mon, Feb. 20th, 2006, 02:40 am
saint_gasoline: Banana Fish!

Genetic engineers were forced to design the banana-fish when their genetic mutant, the bear-monkey, refused to eat either bananas or fish alone.

Sun, Feb. 19th, 2006, 03:49 pm
mwissa: (no subject)

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A new species of opossum has been discovered. These Chameleopossums as they are called camouflauge to their environment so well, that they are endangered from being hit so often. Scientists have now discovered that the color change effects last even after death.

Sat, Feb. 18th, 2006, 03:23 pm
mwissa: (no subject)

Turtle denial...Collapse )

Sat, Feb. 18th, 2006, 02:20 pm
saint_gasoline: Boulder-lashes

God's first (and later scrapped) design of man protected the eyes not only from flying dust particles, but also flying boulders.

Write your own captions in the comment section, if you'd like.

Sat, Feb. 18th, 2006, 02:14 pm
saint_gasoline: First Picure

This is one small step for man, one giant walk off the plank for piratekind.

Now post the funny captions in the comments!

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